Why Being a Boy is Better

Top ten reasons why I wish I was born a boy sometimes:

1. Peeing in public is not a problem.
2. You can walk your dog at night in any neighborhood without fear of being raped.
3. You can sleep under the sky without fear of being raped.
4. Not shaving is cool and not just a European cliche.
5. Cramp-free every month.
6. You are expected to do stupid things and it is widely accepted.
7. Somehow you were born perfect and don't need make-up.
8. You will never experience the pain of walking around in heels.
9. Getting preggers is not an option.
10. If you drink until you fall over it is funny not pathetic.